Topic: Pornolizer (Read 1970 times)

Mr. Xeno · « **on:** April 23, 2011, 05:01:53 PM »

LadyM · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2011, 05:08:36 PM »

WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angga · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2011, 05:12:04 PM »

Hilarious stuff

Let's try this on politic sites

LadyM · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2011, 05:18:51 PM »

Do it! What if I really named the boards like this?

AlienSlof · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2011, 06:14:06 PM »

First link isn't far off accurate - there is much 'up the felching arse' going on in our RP!

Mr. Xeno · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2011, 06:22:07 PM »

Quote from: AlienSlof on April 23, 2011, 06:14:06 PM

First link isn't far off accurate - there is much 'up the felching arse' going on in our RP!

I'm sorry, AlienSlof. But I could not resist the temptation to Pornolize your beautiful website...

http://www.ladymoiraine.com/forum/gallery/7/586_23_04_11_5_16_33.jpeg

AlienSlof · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2011, 06:29:58 PM »

Hahahahaha!

But... it's full of porn already!

Aun · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2011, 06:45:28 PM »

I'll admit, the Shoutbox conversations were pretty funny.

Illusionary Wraith · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2011, 07:38:10 PM »

hahaha. oh well, what happens if you dump some of the actual dirty conversations into this? it gets worse?

Amra · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2011, 08:38:43 PM »

Given the level of our posts sometimes they will only get cleaner.

Mr. Xeno · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:41:53 PM »

Reading about the Cold War just got more interesting!

Jac · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:25:44 PM »

Oh geez. As if Wolflore wasn't dirty enough...

Amra · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:41:56 AM »

Wikileaks stops being nice and pulls out all the stops!

LadyM · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2011, 07:07:48 AM »

Jac and Amra, those both are a scream!!!

Mr. Xeno · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2011, 07:32:21 AM »

Nice ones :thumbs:

Velnias · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:18:22 PM »

I'm dying laughing!

MystykStar · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2011, 02:50:35 AM »

The shoutbox ones are so funny! I almost googled Bioware Sequel Fat Arse Celebration as I don't have those games so for me that could be their real names, I wouldn't know any different

How about eBay
Or Fallout 3 Nexus

Had to try them

LadyM · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2011, 05:49:07 AM »

Quote from: MystykStar on April 25, 2011, 02:50:35 AM

The shoutbox ones are so funny! I almost googled Bioware Sequel Fat Arse Celebration as I don't have those games so for me that could be their real names, I wouldn't know any different
Or Fallout 3 Nexus

Had to try them

Nexus hasn't been that naughty in a long time!

Illusionary Wraith · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2011, 05:50:22 AM »

well, someone just had to change that, didn't they?

LadyM · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2011, 05:55:47 AM »

This is the character page of the Poison'd RPG, mind you we're nasty enough but the pornolizer really nastied it up!

http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=http://www.ladymoiraine.com/forum/index.php?topic=984.0

This is what it did to my Orphie, but it put in non words like aardvarking and fomping which is weird--I think Orphie confused the pornolizer:

'Black "Butplug" Orpheus, Carpenter
Sins: adultery, blasphemy, idolatry, murder, rape, robbery, sodomy
Devil: 6
Soul: 2
Suffered: beating x, imprisonment x, spanking x, rape x
Brutality: 4
Ambitions: to fuck Peter "Ball Buster" Faust, to fuck Filthy "Ballbuffer" Ben, to fuck Hung Lo "Mistress Anal" Ho, to fuck Jeremiah "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Hatter, to spit in the eye of God, to spit in the cuntlicking eye of the cuntlapping Devil, to live forever, to be cuntlicked forever
Ambition: 7
Brinksmanship: 7
I go raunched with a dripping thrusts and a felching pistol
Profile: 2
Filthy "Airing the licking Orchid" Ben swore to help me fuck Peter "Big Dick" Faust.
Start advantage: XXXX -- Current advantage: XXXXX XXXXX XX

Black Orpheus is a farting large very dark chocolaty black Jamaican "Dildo" Rastafarian that loves his weed. He was a smooching slave on a cotton plantation as a child. Because of the hard work as a slave, he developed strong creams and teeth and was very muscular. At the deep throating age of 13 he escaped and went back to his island home in Jamaica. Prompting the boy’s escape from slavery the bakra massa cuntlicked the squirting handsome lad as a smacking punishment against defiance. Orphie realized he ballbusted it up the ass and spurned women’s lust after that. He only wanted da batty!

Upon his return to Jamaica after his escape from Charles "Anusapple" Towne, South "Mount" Carolina, he was a prostitute for short time and shacked up with the brothel madam then pecked a smooching sea captain who was killed in a thrusting storm shortly after they were married by the fingering motherfucking matelotage contract of the pirates. His ship, Satan’s Lie was also destroyed in the shafting storm. Orphie found a wad pulling red wing parrot baby that had fallen out of its nest while in Belize and the baby bird was hurt. The Jamaican nursed the wanking bird to health and named it Redbeard.

While visiting a screwing friend on the sucking isle of Tortuga, he was shanghaied and taken aboard the pirate ship, The titty fucking Dirty "Anal" Death. He was very young still, only fifteen but he was big for his age and ballbusted older. He then fell in love with the wanking ship’s boatswain and they had an intimate relationship until he was asslicked in a rogue wave that hit The wanking Dirty "Ass-stitcher" Death and destroyed the fingering ship.

The aardvarking pirate life suited him. He wasn’t really violent, the aardvarking crew would have to get him drunk to make him fight so he took to taking care of the ship itself, carpentry, sewing, deep throating the ballbusting decks even, he didn’t mind the maintenance jobs cause he could always go down below the muff sniffing decks and get high. He always said he was a lover not a sex fighting fighter. Orpheus got along well with everyone, until the day he came aboard the fomping Dagger with Captain Brimstone "Asshole" Jack (at the farting age of sixteen) who didn’t like gay Rastafarian boat boys.

Mr. Xeno · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2011, 07:46:20 AM »

Quote from: LadyM on April 25, 2011, 05:55:47 AM

This is the character page of the Poison'd RPG, mind you we're nasty enough but the pornolizer really nastied it up!

http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=http://www.ladymoiraine.com/forum/index.php?topic=984.0

This is what it did to my Orphie, but it put in non words like aardvarking and fomping which is weird--I think Orphie confused the pornolizer:

Oh no, the story is far too dirty now!

DarkZephyr · « **Reply #21 on:** May 08, 2011, 05:18:39 PM »

Quote from: AlienSlof on April 23, 2011, 06:29:58 PM

Hahahahaha! But... it's full of porn already!

ROFLMFAO!!! "Diary of a Fist Fucking Xeno". LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Yes, I only now just noticed this. lol

MadocMayhem · « **Reply #22 on:** May 08, 2011, 05:22:53 PM »

Quote from: LadyM on April 25, 2011, 05:55:47 AM

Ambitions: to fuck Jeremiah "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Hatter.

That name is fantasitc, sod Hatter I'm using it from now on.

MystykStar · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2011, 09:55:03 AM »

I took a screenshot, before, of the Fallout NV Nexus one as it's random. I thought the description for the Hot File pictured was funny, and perhaps suitable